I was having a crappy morning day week and then I came across the Sleep Talkin’ Man blog.
Not necessarily work-safe but honestly, it’s the only thing that has made me giggle for about 3 days.
My new words to live by, from the 14 Jan 2010 entry:
“Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!”
“You can’t be a pirate if you haven’t got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.”
“We haven’t got a plank. Just fucking jump.”
I’ve subscribed to the blog already.